The following are the rules of #petulancerulez

0. Captain Planet is supreme leader of the room

1. Jackassery defined as "a large quantity of stupid, asinine behavior" will not be tolerated. It will result in a muting.

2. Spamming will result in application of the banhammer


3. Do not poke Audrey

4. The rules of the internet according to Urban Dictionary must be adhered to except for number 12 for new members. Once you get promoted you can lurk all you want, until then, if there is a conversation going, participate or just let the captain know you are alive.

5. Asshattery is permitted for comic effect. The sense of humor of the room is determined by the captain.
5b. Asshattery is defined as boorish and often taxing antics of a foolish and uninformed individual unless the captain says otherwise

7. There is no rule 6 or 8

9. About promotions, Captain Planet or one of the higher ups will promote at their discretion.

10. After being promoted, you can certainly ask for a privclass

11. If the bot is in, be nice or else...

12. that's all